Everyone’s favorite wacky sidekick Tyrese Gibson, often broadcasting his own story but typically more focused on finding and slamming a third base, has knocked off cribs in spectacular form. However, I’ve become accustomed to such displays of public masterbation.
Happy Friday! It’s not often I’m willing to go out and plug a person or business located more than five miles from a real (aka saltwater) coast. However, Melt Bar and Grilled, located in the Connecticut Western Reserve (I refuse to accept and acknowledge Moses Cleaveland’s (who never returned to Ohio after his visit) namesake), is positively delicious. Well worth the stop. Below are the jalapeño popper inspired and chicken and waffle inspired sandwiches.
I’ll see ya at the party, Mike Pence. In America’s breadbasket scoping out our next Republican Vice President candidate. Fingers crossed Hillbeast selects Elizabeth Warren G so we can watch Pence slide his wet meat down that Thief’s throat.
If Indiana is America’s breadbasket, would that make Michigan America’s pita plate?
Alice Cooper has a song titled “Only Women Bleed.” New theme song for The Donald’s campaign?
Sometimes I wear shades when I’m outside walking solely so I can tear ass without making eye contact.
I’ve found that most of life’s obstacles can be solved simply by throwing more money or TP at the problem.