…or at least it would’ve been had the softer, more ocularly protruding Bush brother not gone down in ignominious defeat. Alas, my bromance with the Bush clan was put to bed by the youthful wiles of the man in orange.
Given that Bush’s lead was trimmed down to nearly nothing thereby leaving him with a bare platform, America has taken no time in realizing that Iraq 3.0 is a dream best left for another generation. Republican constituents are incensed and the sky is falling. But there’s hope! When one country fails to be force-fed liberation (or decides to willingly open up their natural resources for our exploration), another will succeed. Itssssss…VIETNAM 2.0!!! HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Now for you finance history buffs, here is a link of the ten most valuable companies in history, adjusted for inflation in 2012 dollars. May be a few surprises.
Finally, can’t believe this is the name of an actual product:
Hopefully it’s not made in Mexico or it’ll be real-talk, legit fucked under a Trump presidency.
“When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.”