I’ve been burning my ones and fives since the inaugeration. Figured they’ll be pulled out of circulation following Donny T’s infrastructure plan and Damnit Janet’s war on the dollar.
I miss my boy Ben Shalom Bernanke. Today’s song of the day is a shoutout to my homie-g, Burly Bernanke…it’s Regulate by Warren G ft. Nate Dogg.
You’re sorely missed, my man. Please come back. Wall Street needs you. Main Street needs you. The wad of hundreds in the jar in my backyard needs you. It’ll be the return of the Jedi, Benny boy. Come stronghand those academic libs until they get their environmentally-sourced cotton undies in a twist.
Today’s financial insight: buy the fuckin’ dip.