Konnichiwa! WARNING: NSFW, shitty situation ahead.
I woke up yesterday morning in a foggy cloud of sleep deprivation, put on my breeches, walked to the bathroom, tore off my beeeches, and birthed this beast:
When my initial giggles finally subsided, I realized “holy fuck, is that the symbol for ‘good morning’ in Japanese?!? Is my body talking to me?!?” As such, today’s song of the day is Turning Japanese by The Vapors. Enjoy.
“Maybe, I’ll put it in her brownie” – Uncle Oscar (dot com)