Today’s song of the day is Bitch Better Have my Money by Rihanna. Now for some entertaining/informative observations from the last few days:
1). Came across a urinal with an interesting print on the bottom. There’s no way (“you’re as bad at hockey as you are at golf” – Bob Barker) this design is intentional but it doesn’t take much stretch of the imagination to see where I’m going with this:
2). You all know my opinion on indoctrination, hypocrisy, and religion. Well there’s not much of the first two here, but this has to be one of the best names for a religious-affiliated, FOR- PROFIT store:
3). Stumbled across two adult websites with the most amazing themes: 1) Industry Invaders and 2) Fake Hospital. To quote Judge Smails from Caddyshack, top notch, TOP NOOOOTCH! Speaking of which, came across this a few weeks ago:
4). Found a company with a really interesting logo; they have a cock and a “number 2” popping out of their barn door. Sounds messy.
5). This. Bitch. This woman – La Sha (for short? For long? Now for hire?) – should be thrown in a crate and shipped off to North Korea like the pond scum that she is. Here’s the article I am referencing and here are the photos in case you miss it:
I’m not going to waste my time ripping her apart – she’s not worth it. But, if the premise of this article and the way this worthless sack of shit presents herself to the world pisses you off, this 8 minute video is well worth your time. The video solely discusses this article and deconstructs in a way that a child, although apparently not La Sha, can understand. Put her on the next ship to North Korea and let her fend for herself.
6). When was the last time you saw a middle aged Jew in a button down and sport coat at a coffee shop reading XX for Dummies? Well now you have:
7). Ending on a positive note. How amazing is this technology. This is so baller!