Swamp Ass and Other Wrinkles (i.e., Problems)

Who among you shares my hesitation when it comes to drinking a soda with a label that is cousin to “swamp ass?”  What’s worse, the logo for the swamp ass soda is a pair of nuts.  I think it’s high time that the purveyors of swamp-ass, (praline) nut-cream soda pack it up and retool, per se.  They need the:

And once they finally work on the label and get the nuts off, I consider that a job well done.

If you’re looking for advice on mastering the reverse tuck, just ask Emily:

Did I forget any ball jokes or did I hit on all the low hanging fruit?  (Huh?  Huh?)

Shit!  I have to go, my Uber Tuk Tuk is here.  I’ll leave you with this, a guy who went as LRM for Halloween.  He has one name tag with “little rocket man” and another with “supreme leader.”  This guy has bigger balls than Ellen Pao.  That chick is so spacey – I guarantee you that she was staring straight up at the sky, head cocked back, when she slammed into the glass ceiling…  I’m really hoping that joke didn’t fall flat.

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