Want Jeff Gundlach to Invest?

Want Jeff Gundlach to actively invest in your business but can’t seem to grab his attention?

It’s easy! Befriend a business reporter. Plant a headline similar to the below:

Mr. Gundlach’s assistant has forwarded you a calendar invitation and Mr. Gundlach’s private plane is now rapidly approaching your location. Zuckerberg is out? Bezos is in? Gundlach will get this train (mind the pun) back on the tracks…and he’s DEFINITELY not taking a passive role.

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