Random Bidtits (10/7/2018)

Annyonggggg!!! We begin today with some wonderful Arrested Development shoutouts from about town/internet. Check out this dude:

GILLIGANNNNN!!!!! And also this one:

Here come the neighborhood toughs (hot cops)!

Moving along, here’s a great video (https://www.instagram.com/p/BonBTJqlhDJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) of a frat bro ripping a small keg. Keeping the dream alive. And a great video (https://youtu.be/TycfDgg4acY) on the political philosophies of the various Mario Kart characters. The second video is tremendously entertaining and worth your time.

Filling out an application for a Bank of America account? Pay careful attention to the list of available occupations, one of them is “Arms / Ammunition Dealer.” No shit, see below:

Back to LinkedIn. This is awkward:

I also came across a late middle-age male/female couple that both have the same millennial lesbian haircut:

A little discomforting, although not nearly as disconcerting as driving behind this chick on the highway:

Just ask me! Much like Brian Williams, I was there!

Just look at that crowd in the bumper sticker, you know who’s absolutely thrilled about it:

That smug, shit eating grin makes me so happy. Nearly through these photos that have been sitting on my phone for too long now. I nearly stepped on this little guy:

Where are my peeps that pump iron at Planet Fitness? Familiar with the lunk alarm? If so, you’ll like this short video: https://youtu.be/8eAj08nAFP4.

I’m guessing most of this readership is still in college, or acts like it. If watching Kavanaugh break through 11 tackles during his 100 yard touchdown run has inspired you to drink more beer, some drink markers are a great idea:

And finally, there HAS to be a better name for the following:

That name might send the wrong message…

Fucking finally through that. Sorry to dump that on you but these have been on my phone for too long and I’m too lazy to work them into anything more than just spraying and praying you like them.

Nominate Republican ’18.

“I’m the stuff men are made of.” – John Wayne (or was it Brett Kavanaugh?)

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