It’s a good one! In fact, it’s an absolutely fantastic song. It’s Sedona by Houndmouth. Give it a try. Now, some random photos to get your juices flowing.
And finally, to quote Tobias while eating at Burger King with Carl Weathers, “oh sure, as long as you don’t bring attention to it”:
Young, self interested, and confidence starved. Now in 57 flavors.
One more thing, speaking of sauces, I tried a new hot sauce last week and I’m enamored. It’s from Mexico and I picked some up while on a trip near the wall…on the good side! It’s Black Label Reserve Chile Habanero by my bad hombres at El Yucateco. It’s black in color and has a robust, smoky wood flavor and isn’t as hot on the Scoville Scale as the name and color would suggest. Pick up a bottle at your local Trader Jose’s or Walmex today.
I wonder if this is what Nasty Hillary carries in her purse while traveling with Hispanic constituents.
…that we’re entitled, refuse the threat of hard labor, and are merely paper-pushers looking to make the next quick buck without actually producing anything.
Bullshit. That’s a Grade-A load of malarkey. That sort of nonsense is on par with Chelsea Manning kicking off its political campaign with theme song Born This Way by Lady Ga-gaaa. I have no qualms with rolling up my sleeves and getting to work. In fact, I have every intention of making the world’s first Quintuple Levered, Rolling Ten-Year Forward-Contract ETF based on a price-weighted, hourly-rebalanced, ever changing basket of Venezuelan-based cryptocurrencies.
And sort of like my caught-in-limbo friend R. Batory, this ETF may seem a bit ar-bitrary. And just like the threat of a proliferation of overly complex Venezuelan cryptocurrency ETFs, having too many FRA Deputy Administrators could be problematic, just Juan is good enough.
And now, I give you the greatest cereal you’ll ever eat again:
Well. Second only to Trix, but we all know how that turns out:
And a Merry Christmas to all! Today’s song of the day is A Mad Russian’s Christmas by Trans Siberian Orchestra.
And a lump of coal to all the rest of you
This is the first time any of us at Gobias have heard of a land deal!
…have you seen the latest agricultural report? Coffee is up, nothing is hotter than coffee…
Little known fact from Arrested Development: in all of the holiday episodes, Lupe can we seen wearing a Bluth family sweater from the most recent prior holiday.
“FINE!!! I’LL DOESBUSTER!!!”
Anyone else notice that Jerome Powell is a cross between Dr. Oz and Ron Paul?
Happy Halloween! Hey. Why do fish like Salt Water? Because they’re allergic to pepper!
Throw him in the main stream.
Check it, frozen spicy rice from TJ’s, chicken, tomato soup, goat cheese, and some seasonings. Make it in bulk and it lasts days!
And for my finance friends boning up on their ampersands and abbreviations:
Nah, candidly, I opened this thing and it was painfully amateur. I’d rather pinch my nugget pouch in a DVD case than read another page.
Today’s song of the day is Baba O‘Riley by The Ghost of Paul Revere. (The alternative video by the same band is arguably a better sound). LOOK AT THAT VIEW COUNT! ADMIRE MY APPRECIATION FOR OBSCURE, UNDERGROUND ARTISTS?!?
A) Sorry to block out the location info. It is Uber, so she’s not in London. It is not an UberBoat, so she’s not in Puerto Rico. There is a functioning street lamp, so she’s not in North Korea. She does speak English, so she’s not in Miami or SoCal. She is driving, so she’s not in Saudi Arabia (for now). She does like restaurants, so she’s not in the Upper East Side.
Eh, fuck it. Today’s song of the day is Movin’ Like Bernie by ISA. Watch the video.
This might be too gay even for the Hot Cops:
Oh and this:
And this complete sack of shit:
And finally, finally, they finally made a shirt for I-banking’s Technology, Media, and Telecom group:
About damn time. These TMT guys labor harder than anyone else, had to fight to get to the top against all odds, and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. About damn time the world finally recognizes the TMT industry group for all the blood, sweat, and tears it took to make it on top.
Oh, and apparently I live in the same building as America’s next top starving actress:
…METAPHORICALLY, of course. What are we if not self aware and intellectually honest? Anyone hear of any casting calls for SuperSize Me 2.0? Perhaps we can star her in a movie as a confused Helios, chasing a cheese curd across the sky.