But I just saw a billboard for Shopify stating “Over 10% of US Commerce Flows Through Shopify, But Who’s Counting?” Did they not catch the memo that Biden and Trump - both - are going after big tech monopolies? Hey does anybody know if Jim Cramer is Jewish? Khanservative here over and out.
Had an Un-fortunate Shart in the Car This Morning…
And I was far from home so by the time I got there, this thing had a chance to really manifest itself with a firm root structure. 15 miles and 45 minutes later, it was like pulling bark off a tree.
Alá Groundhog Day, …
…whether my morning dung is a sinker or a floater seems to have predictive power on my day. Today will be a good day: this thing had a freeboard of at least 60% its total volume. It’s impossible to have a bad day following that level of buoyancy. Now enjoy these photos: Have a wonderful... Continue Reading →
I Didn’t Apply Myself In School And My Knowledge Of History Is A Little Hazy
Should I be worried about a populist uprising at a major German institution with ties to the German state? We’re totally fine, right? Also! Huge shoutout to Dr. Bluman who recommended the song Hey Pablo by Anti Up. Fun beat! Plus, you know, Paul is arguably the most important figure ever in terms of spreading... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (4/6/2024)
Guten morgen! Another quick one - today’s song of the day is If You Leave Me Now by Chicago. An oldie and a goodie, just like me. Now check out these nice photos: Bis später!
Random Bidtits (3/28/2024)
Enjoy! Have a wonderful day!
Amoco Mechanical Pencil
Check this out! Not a pen…a mechanical pencil from the people who bring you the cleanest fuel on earth. And I skipped breakfast, so I'm off to Burger King.
Your Tax Dollars!
Shared with me by a man who gives an entirely new meaning to “redwood”: Happy Friday!
It’s 2024: You Had to Know it Would Come to This
ESG alone could never be progressive enough.
Elizabeth Warren: Chief Instigator
The Shawnee Senator from The People’s Republic of Massachusetts is at it again. “Price gouging”. Guys. “Price gouging”. How does a …. FAST FOOD CHAIN RESTAURANT price gouge? Do the consumers not have other choices? Can they not walk 150 feet down the road to another option? Elizabeth Warren’s bullshit never ceases to amaize me.... Continue Reading →
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